mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
summvr: when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
jaclcfrost: your icon shows who you are inside
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
bedussies: [has war flashbacks about the fall out boy hiatus]
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
rainbowreverie21: I think the cutest thing that happened at the Fall Out Boy concert in Pittsburgh was when FOB was out on stage doing soundcheck, and we could hear Patrick singing “What A Catch, Donnie” since it was an outdoor show And so the whole crowd started screaming and cheering and then the whole band stopped playing, and then Patrick stopped singing and just said into the microphone...
assachusetts: I will never understand people in relationships who are miserable or unsatisfied or are being treated like crap and continue to stay with that person. “But I love him/her” no shut up, that’s not love. Love isn’t settling for less, love isn’t letting yourself get walked on all over and love isn’t being miserable. Yeah it’s hard letting go of someone who means a lot to you, but...
babyferaligator: hella is a very accurate amount
vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect
poopflow: i slowly open my eyes “where am i” i mutter softly, i turn to look around. I am covered in bottles of champagne. “what the fu-” i slowly realize what has happened. I have just awoken in a new bugatti
A horrific, tragic terrorist attack happened today...
turnerkate: Article here Yeah I just heard about this on the news. Absolutely horrifying.
so serious. so focused. Swag on another level
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